January 2012
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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Is there anything worse than job hunting? God, I hate it.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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Wow… gotta love how my room mate is home ALL day doing absolutely nothing, yet the second I get home he decides he needs to do the dishes and blast Michael Jackson even though I just mentioned to him that I was going to try and sleep before work tonight. Gee. Thanks.
Jan 8th
Alan and I have decided to name our child “Apocalypse” because we are both such huge assholes that our child will bring about the end of the world. It only makes sense, really.
Jan 5th
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Last night consisted of a lot of alcohol, weed, Kreayshawn, dancing, walking the streets of San Francisco, talking to some lil’ Mexican kids and their drunk mom, and waking up with no pants on. That is how you’re supposed to start a new year, right?
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
7 posts
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Dec 31st
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Dec 20th
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That awkward moment where you text something to someone and less than a second later really wish you hadn’t.
Dec 20th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 10th
189 notes
Annoying.
I love my brother and I am glad he found himself a woman he loves and settled down, but does every God damn post on Facebook have to be about how in love he is? Why do people do that shit? Are you trying to prove something? I mean, yeah, I love Alan… but I don’t say it every five minutes because that’d be like saying “The sky is blue.” or “I am white.” ...
Dec 8th
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November 2011
34 posts
Although I don’t think anyone reads when I actually type shit, I’d like to vent for a moment. First, can I say how much I friggin’ love working overnight at Target? This is my dream job. If I could do this 40 hours a week I’d seriously be set for life. That may sound pretty lame, but I honestly love this kind of work. I’m on a great team with some great ladies. The...
Nov 20th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
Why does every band I put into Drinkify come up as a PBR? I guess I just found out I’m a fucking hipster.
Nov 10th
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Nov 10th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
yelyahwilliams: dear the people who keep writing me about my hair and bein’ all negative and such… one day we’ll all be old and maybe by then you’ll realize how weird it was that you cared so much about what other people are doing with their lives… or their hair. anyways, have a good one! 
Nov 9th
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